Bodily Functions Quotes

“My bowel movements were like a German train -- enormous and loud, but also regular.”
― Phil Gaimon, Draft Animals: Living the Pro Cycling Dream

“To recognize the nature of nihilism, we see feces and death as the "dark side" of the mouth, and through that recognize life beyond the human perspective. Humans fear things that disturb them personally, and then assign to those things a universal status, like a monkey trying to convince a tribe that his enemy is its enemy. Escaping this is the essence of nihilism, or a reduction of all value except the inherent and holistic. "Disgusting" is not important; the function of the world and the human body is. Function, measures in real-world changes and results, is more important than sensations or moral judgements,feelings and emotions.”
― Brett Stevens, Nihilism: A Philosophy Based In Nothingness And Eternity

“Fortunately, most of our vital physiological functions are involuntary, as some amongst us would forget them.”
― Stewart Stafford