Burglar Quotes

“In that one stolen second, I considered the Glebe girl. She entered my mind like a burglar, them vanished again, taking nothing. It was like the humiliation of the past had been dragged instantly from my back and left somewhere on the ground.”
― Markus Zusak, Getting the Girl

“If there is not folly in the world, then the world itself is folly. You must understand that mistakes are not always regrets.”
― Paul Tobin, Presto!

“Basil, is that you?"
"No, mother, it's a burglar.”
― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Basil and Josephine Stories

“The whole concept of some stranger making his way down our chimney - not that we had one - suggested burglary more readily than generosity. Any Santa who tried it would have gotten a bullet in his holly, jolly keister.”
― Thomm Quackenbush, Of Christmas Present

“Monsieur, please stay back. You are old and frail, and I would not have you hurt in this clash.”
― Paul Tobin, Presto!

“I never saw her a burglar prying my windows open with a jimmy to steal whatever she found inside.”
― Ellen Miller, Like Being Killed

“The burglar does not know what is in your house, if your surroundings are not burglars.”
― Kamaran Ihsan Salih

“I SHOULD BE UPSET THAT A BURGLAR STOLE ALL
MY LAMPS, BUT I’M DELIGHTED!”
― Lynn Byk, The Fearless Moral Inventory of Elsie Finch

“It wouldn't be perfect, but who leads a perfect life? We're all imperfect creatures leading imperfect lives in an imperfect world, all we can do is the best we can.”
― Lawrence Block, Burglers Can't Be Choosers

“There should be a soundtrack playing for me as I walk down the street... And for what I'm about to do, cosplay is for suckers." - Judy The Burglar”
― S.R. Wilder, Hot Prowl: Steamy Romance with Burglary, Misunderstandings & Revenge