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“PILOTS IN A HURRY SHOULD TAKE CRASH COURSES”
― Lynn Byk, The Fearless Moral Inventory of Elsie Finch
tags: crash-course, dark-humor, dark-humour, flight-jokes, hurrying, pilot-quotes, smart-puns
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“MAMA DESERVES AN ANGEL CAKE, BUT SHE GESTATE”
― Lynn Byk, The Fearless Moral Inventory of Elsie Finch
tags: gestation, new-mom, quotes-about-life, reward-quotes, smart-puns
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“HOW TEARABLE A PAPER AIRPLANE THAT CANNOT FLY”
― Lynn Byk, The Fearless Moral Inventory of Elsie Finch
tags: aerodynamics, failure-to-launch, fly-quotes, metaphor, paper-airplane, smart-puns
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“IF YOU WANT A PRIZE FOR DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, HERE’S ATROPHY”
― Lynn Byk, The Fearless Moral Inventory of Elsie Finch
tags: doing-nothing-quotes, lazy-quotes, reward-quotes, smart-puns, smart-quotes
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“WE LIKE VOLCANOS BECAUSE THEY’RE SO LAVABLE”
― Lynn Byk, The Fearless Moral Inventory of Elsie Finch
tags: explosive-and-addictive-quotes, love, love-quotes, smart-puns, smart-quotes, volcano-quotes
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“I SHOULD BE UPSET THAT A BURGLAR STOLE ALL
MY LAMPS, BUT I’M DELIGHTED!”
― Lynn Byk, The Fearless Moral Inventory of Elsie Finch
tags: burglar, lamps, light-quotations, recovery-from-abuse, recovery-inspiration, recovery-quotes, smart-puns, stealing-quotes, swindle
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“Fairytales do tend to "dragon.”
― Lynn Byk, The Fearless Moral Inventory of Elsie Finch
tags: dragons-romance, fairy-tales-for-adults, fairytale-retelling, fairytales, long-winded-quotes, longing-for-love, smart-puns
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