Busses Quotes

“The bus I am riding on must be on its way to a garbage convention. Never before has a more rancid assemblage of people congregated. I am at this moment privy to a momentous moment in the history of human smell. My name will probably be memorized by future students, preparing to answer this frequently asked exam question: Who demonstrated a supernatural ability to remain conscious on the most disgusting vehicle to ever disturb our debauched world?”
― Emily Austin, Oh Honey

“Budget airlines are the Greyhound busses of the skies.”
― Steven Magee

“Budget airlines are the Greyhound busses of the skies and they attract comparable customers.”
― Steven Magee

“was a green-yellow-brown Mexican in a Greyhound bus
you ever noticed green-yellow-brown Mexicans at the depot
was every color & tone & texture except White or Brown”
― Juan Felipe Herrera, Every Day We Get More Illegal