Chewing Gum Quotes

“Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nourishment – you just chew it to give yourself something to do with your stupid idiot Western mouth.

Half the world is starving, and the other’s going, ‘I don’t actually need any nutrition, but it would be good to masticate, just to keep my mind off things.”
― Russell Brand, My Booky Wook

“We all shook hands, and the policeman, having retrieved a piece of chewing-gum from the underside of a chair, where he had parked it against a rainy day, went off into a corner and began to contemplate the infinite.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Inimitable Jeeves

“A lady is like a lovely stick of chewing gum,” Miriam parrots. “Sweet and unblemished, but if you’re not careful, every lad around will take a taste.”
“But no decent man,” I continue, mimicking a crotchety old sod, “will want to put a used stick of gum in his mouth.”
― Emma Chase, Royally Yours

“I hate eating shrimp or prawns or anything like that. They are Chewing Gum of the Sea. You chew and chew for what seems like half an hour. Then, if you manage to actually bite into the damn stuff, this cold jet of fishy liquid squirts into your mouth and down your throat. Nauseating.”
― Stewart Stafford

“Reacting to someone’s harsh words is like playing with the chewing-gum thrown by someone.”
― Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma, 10 GOLDEN Steps of Life

“Quand y'en a marre, y'a Malabar.”
― Monsieur Malabar

“[William Wrigley, the chewing gum tycoon] was the first man to discover that American jaws must wag. So why not give them something to wag against?”
― Will Rogers

“Pune’s charm is pulling in the crowd,
But the roads are packed, and honks are loud!
Plan it right, make it neat,
Or soon we’ll all have city stretched like chewing gum forever!”
― Dipti Dhakul, Quote: +/-