Damned If You Do Quotes

“That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone. ”
― Lewis Black, Me of Little Faith

“It’s not, I’m damned if I do, I’m damned if I don’t. It’s, I love myself if I do, I love myself if I don’t. Minor shift, major results!”
― Curtis Tyrone Jones

“The pursuit of money is empty and soul-destroying, and so is your bank account if you don't do it.”
― Stewart Stafford

“Combined, you’re a match made in heaven.” She smiled with a flash of canines. “Or maybe hell. And we all know that’s way more fun.”
Hell—that’s exactly where he’d landed. Flat on his back, belly up, nostrils singed with the scent of sulfur and scorched dreams. On fire. Go into business with his rival, or walk away with nothing.”
― Chandra Blumberg, Stirring Up Love