Divine Absurdity Quotes

“Fuck that. Fuck those wishes even more. I’m back in goddamn Nam—well, Namaste Yoga at the senior center—and fuck, I saw God in a saltine cracker. He looked me dead in the eyes, called me a coward, and offered me a cigarette. So fuck you.”
― Jonathan Harnisch, Sex, Drugs, and Schizophrenia

“I’m history’s last fucking joke—burned out in a senior center doing Namaste Yoga while God shows up in a saltine cracker, calls me a coward, and offers me a cigarette. That’s it. That’s the punchline. So fuck your hope, and fuck your healing. I’m already holy. I’m already gone.”
― Jonathan Harnisch, Glad You're Not Me