Religious Satire Quotes

“sinclair "They were obsessed by the gaffer in Terra Haute who got converted every single night in the meetings. He may have been insane and he may have been a plain drunk.”
― Sinclair Lewis, Elmer Gantry

“They were obsessed by the gaffer in Terra Haute who got converted every single night in the meetings. He may have been insane and he may have been a plain drunk.”
― Sinclair Lewis, Elmer Gantry

“We live in a world where we believe that God exists but we don't believe that He meets us.”
― Swapnil Thakur, Almighty's Embryo

“Dirty stick. That’s what Sister Muriel, one of the nuns at the San Francisco Catholic Orphanage, used to call the male penis. She always made that distinction - the ‘male’ penis, as if it was necessary.”
― Nick Cutter, Little Heaven

“If only there were cameras set up on the other side for the moment atheists open their eyes after they pass on and see that God isn't the 'Santa Claus for adults' of their perennial arguments. Even better, if a converted atheist came back to convert them all!”
― Stewart Stafford

“I’m history’s last fucking joke—burned out in a senior center doing Namaste Yoga while God shows up in a saltine cracker, calls me a coward, and offers me a cigarette. That’s it. That’s the punchline. So fuck your hope, and fuck your healing. I’m already holy. I’m already gone.”
― Jonathan Harnisch, Glad You're Not Me