Satire Quote Quotes

“In response to be asked about Boris Johnson becoming UK Prime Minister...

"I'm delighted. As the UK continues to plunge ever faster into a future akin to a dystopian novel I'll never run out of material to write more books. Although now that reality is more bizarre than fiction maybe plot-lines will need to be more ambitious. Perhaps a book where Boris Johnson is really an accidental sentient snafu of Trump's scrotum lint. Kind of a sequel to the Bush-Blair story. I see musical rights being drawn up as we speak.”
― R.D. Ronald

“Jangan pernah berniat mati untuk dilupakan.”
― Eka Kurniawan

“Tidak bisakah seseorang berdiri sendiri apa adanya? Tidak bisakah orang dipandang sebagai individu bukan kelompok? Dari perbuatannya bukan dari garis keturunannya?".”
― Chandra Bientang, Sang Peramal

“Wisdom is unlearning what you have learnt.”
― Amit Abraham

“We live in a world where we believe that God exists but we don't believe that He meets us.”
― Swapnil Thakur, Almighty's Embryo

“Literality in satire is the condemnation by quotation.”
― Elias Canetti, The Conscience of Words

“...I didn't feel overly safe and secure in the hotel, even with cops in the kitchen and cops in the dining room and cops in the alley out back. Hell's bells, I was a cop, and I sure wouldn't have depended on me for anything more than a neatly written parking ticket.”
― Joan Hess, Maggody in Manhattan

“Meaningful advice, like good sex, has to be desired; and remains consensual
Anything forced is an assault that debatably deserves death.”
― Rasal, I Killed the Golden Goose : A COLLECTION OF THOUGHTS, THOUGHTLESSNESS, SILENCES, POEMS & SOME ‘SHOT’ STORIES

“Justice delayed is justice paid............Off”
― Kerry G Carruth