Parody Humor Quotes

“That’s right, bud. My personal apocalypse has been going on for a while now, since my name became the grossest fucking meme ever. And what, you think all the Karens of the world just upped and went to their own fucking island somewhere where we could all get bob cuts and drink caramel appletinis all day while calling the cops on imaginary black people? I mean, hello, we still walk among you.”
― Casey Fisher, The Subtle Cause

“You gotta problem with Karens? Well, shit-stache, you just drew the Queen of all fucking Karens! Except I’m not going to demand to speak with your manager. I’m just going to fucking cut you unless you get this rolling fartbox of yours in motion toward the North Cove Yacht Harbor!”
― Casey Fisher, The Subtle Cause

“Tales on the Go isn’t just a book. It’s a mildly legal form of travel therapy. These are the stories your childhood characters didn’t want you to read.”
― Nish Pillay

“Never let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve a 10, just because you’re a 3. Men have rights.”
― Rob Cashmore, Whiskey Shots for the Male Ego: Self-Help Sayings for Dudes