Divine Dantes Quotes Quotes

“It's Hard to order just a black coffee these days. That's the kind of miserable world we live in.”
― Andrew Barger, The Divine Dantes: Squirt Guns in Hades

“Even the moon was embarrassed by the beauty of Barcelona.”
― Andrew Barger, The Divine Dantes: Paella in Purgatory (Divine Dantes Trilogy Book 2)

“Bea broke up the band.”
― Andrew Barger, The Divine Dantes: Squirt Guns in Hades

“Blondes make nice pets.”
― Andrew Barger, The Divine Dantes: Squirt Guns in Hades

“Cold as cod.”
― Andrew Barger, The Divine Dantes: Paella in Purgatory (Divine Dantes Trilogy Book 2)

“Give me a reason to push my Dislike button.”
― Andrew Barger, The Divine Dantes: Paella in Purgatory (Divine Dantes Trilogy Book 2)

“La Sagrada Familia is the best thing to come out of Spain since ‘Don Quixote.”
― Andrew Barger, The Divine Dantes: Paella in Purgatory (Divine Dantes Trilogy Book 2)

“Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.”
“Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don’t throw flowers.”
― Andrew Barger, The Divine Dantes: Paella in Purgatory (Divine Dantes Trilogy Book 2)