Douche Quotes

“Don't demean what I know is one of your favorite body parts.”
― Gil A. Waters

“I think the world would be a simpler place if 'douche' and 'touche' were pronounced the same.”
― Travis Jeremiah Dahnke, Write like no one is reading

“We can find better adjectives than cool, and not glorify someone's temperature setting. There is a wise tenderness that will find the empathetic, not through expectation or demand. The lameness and weakness no longer feared, and the feminine hygiene products (douche) not used to describe a man's character or likeness. A douche is used before a surgery, a device born of dire necessity. The word neurotic has it's net, and perhaps soon all these disturbing word-nets will be retired, and the hurt and disturbance will be forgotten through bliss and peace. All language and all pain stops, no words there to cause pain. Sweet forgetfulness.”
― Cory Duchesne

“The sword wobbled and his lips twisted. "Monster" "Summer's Eve," I retorted. He frowned and Dahlia burst out laughing. "You mean douche?”
― Shannon Mayer, Fangs & Fennel