Douche Bag Quotes

“If a man tells you he's an asshole & that you deserve better, believe him...it's a warning. It's best you listen before he proves it to you.”
― April Mae Monterrosa

“A douchebag has an image to maintain. He is not real. He is the kind of guy who will change his last name into something cooler and more impressive.”
― Cory Duchesne

“The customer is always right, Brook Lynn often said. And Jessie Kay agreed...unless the customer was a douche bag, and then he was just a douche bag.”
― Gena Showalter, The Harder You Fall

“Don't demean what I know is one of your favorite body parts.”
― Gil A. Waters

“I think the world would be a simpler place if 'douche' and 'touche' were pronounced the same.”
― Travis Jeremiah Dahnke, Write like no one is reading

“Why should he start caring about the city now? He didn’t care before. It’s exactly what I’d expect from a douche bag like him.”
― Jason Medina, The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel