Dungeon Crawler Carl Quotes

“Donut: WHY DIDN’T YOUR MOTHER DRIBBLE YOU BACK OUT ONTO THE TRUCK STOP BATHROOM FLOOR, REZAN?”
― Matt Dinniman (Donut)

“Trauma does that, I thought. It's an explosion with your heart at the center. It changes everything all at once. ... This was also something that trauma could do. It could make you blind, and it could open your eyes wider than they'd ever been, all at the same time.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Butcher's Masquerade

“Don't gaslight me Jesus!”
― Matt Dinniman (Donut)

“Reading Dungeon Crawler Carl feels like biting into a funnel cake laced with ghost pepper while clinging to a mechanical bull in the middle of a glitter factory.”
― John (LHBC)

“Ahh, the planet Earth. A whole lot of culture. A whole lot of spunk. So many dumbasses.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Gate of the Feral Gods

“Anyway, did you ever notice this strange phenomenon when it comes to earth books about dogs? They always die in the end. Always. What kind of sick, sadistic fuckers are you?
Puppies shouldn't ever share a world with pain. Yet here we are. Thanks, Earth culture.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Gate of the Feral Gods