Princess Donut Quotes

“She looked up at me. “Viva la revolución, Carl.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Butcher's Masquerade

“Donut took a breath and started to sing:
“Good girl, good girl, you’re a good girl, my princess.
“You’re like a root beer float. Oh yes, oh yes.
“I’d take it all back and never let you win. I wouldn’t do it all over again.
“I love you. I love you. I’m sorry, my princess.
“All eyes on me.
“All eyes on me.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Butcher's Masquerade

“Cats don’t drink cocktails, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”
― Matt Dinniman, Carl's Doomsday Scenario

“Donut: WHY DIDN’T YOUR MOTHER DRIBBLE YOU BACK OUT ONTO THE TRUCK STOP BATHROOM FLOOR, REZAN?”
― Matt Dinniman (Donut)

“Donut continued to hack in my ear.
'Hey, don't puke on my shoulder.'
'Where else am I going to do it, Carl?' she said between breaths. She proceeded to puke on my shoulder.”
― Matt Dinniman (Donut)

“Donut paused her licking and said, “Honey, this is where you speak.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Butcher's Masquerade