Emma Nash Quotes

“I like YOU! I’ve liked you since before hitting puberty! Since before dinosaurs walked the Earth! Since before the old Taylor Swift died!”
― Chloe Seager, Friendship Fails of Emma Nash

“PROS: I'm not nice. I'm not not pretty, when I bother to brush my hair. I have an encyclopedic knowledge of rubbish TV shows. I have a blog, too, though it's mainly dedicated to self-pity, and it never results in cake.”
― Chloe Seager, Dating Disasters of Emma Nash

“She nodded and smiled, but I could feel that she was slightly disappointed in me. Like Ms Parker when I answer every question in English with ‘It’s a metaphor for desire.”
― Chloe Seager, Friendship Fails of Emma Nash

“She's somewhere in the darkness. Just follow the smell.”
― chloe seager, Dating Disasters of Emma Nash

“Yes, the smiley at the end makes everything better. Much less scary.”
― Chloe Seager, Dating Disasters of Emma Nash

“If a PLL fan has had enough drama then you KNOW it’s been enough drama.”
― Chloe Seager, Friendship Fails of Emma Nash