Escorts Quotes (7 quotes)

“Most women sell sex; most of them just don’t take cash (nor do they each sell to more than one ‘client’ at a time).”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“I had always dreamed of being a professional escort but never thought that there was any real money in it.”
― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

tags: escorts, humor, sex, sex-work

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“So that's how we end up helping Aviva pick out a male escort. Even Darcy is impressed with Eugene's organization; each profile in the boy binder has two pictures, a head shot and a full-body shot, and lists essential information: age, school, height, weight, extracurriculars, hobbies, and dance ability (which ranges from "occasional Dance Dance Revolution participation" to "so good he could back up the Biebs").”
― Flynn Meaney, The Boy Recession

tags: boys-and-girls, dance, dancing, dating, escorts, justin-bieber, prom, prom-date, romance, teenage-love, teenagers

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“He never addressed it as infidelity. To Jordan Belfort and his men, sex with a Blue Chip was a reflex of sorts – a kind of spasm or procedure or 'niche-service', useful as a form of stress relief; as the girls were never regarded as fully human, there were no problems. There were, the brokers felt, certain liberties to which men of power were entitled.”
― Antonella Gambotto-Burke, Mouth

tags: banking, call-girls, escorts, finance-job-rabbi-rabbi-celso, jordan-belfort, prostitution, wolf-of-wall-street

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“...this was why men fell in love with strippers and escorts: it wasn't the licentiousness, the dissembling, their craven willingness to do whatever you wanted. It was the way they would, out of the blue, surprise you with the psychic ability to know what you needed.”
― Chris Bohjalian, The Guest Room

tags: escorts, men, strippers

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“But as an escort it’s our duty to hold their attention and play with their heads. The one between their ears and the one in their pants.”
― S.K. Logsdon, Artful Attractions

tags: author, erotica, escorts, funny, romance, sexy-humor

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“Most men pay for escorts not just for sex, but for a rare taste of love without lies — where care, attention, and respect aren’t games. In that hour, they get what many never feel in a lifetime of fake relationships.”
― Jordan Hoechlin

tags: escorts, fake, life, love, prostitution, respectpect

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