Flat Tire Quotes (3 quotes)

“Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.”
― Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

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“Sure you are," Jack replied. He sashayed up next to me, and yes, it was a sashay, he was far too damn smug for his good looks. Damn me for getting all girly inside at the sight of him coming over to rescue my damsel in distress.

Then he became the ultimate man.

He picked up the flat spare, looked at it, and said "Yep, it's flat."

"What are you, a rocket scientist in your spare time?"

"Only on the weekends.”
― Candice Gilmer, Fantasy Girl

tags: banter, flat-tire, flirting

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“I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.”
― Roy Orbison

tags: fame, flat-tire, human, humor

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