Garage Quotes (13 quotes)

“Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.”
― Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

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“Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

tags: angry, find, garage, gross, hide, humor, jenny-lawson, moonshine, rattlesnake, refrigerator, wife

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“You've never really know what it's like to trust God to provide for you today, because you've got today provided for. And probably tomorrow too. Maybe even into next winter, with all the food socked away in that extra freezer in the garage.”
― Craig Groeschel, Weird: Because Normal Isn't Working

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“Dollying the rest up is your baby. (Btw, did I mention it’s cheap?) Most of the procedures described can be done by virtually anyone with the parts currently residing on their drive-to-work banger. The rest are low-budget (cheap!) and can be carried out with household or garage tools. All of these are things that I did to one or more of the Beetles I’ve had.”
― Christina Engela, Bugspray

tags: baby, banger, be, by, can, cheap, currently, did, dollying, garage, had, i-mention, low-budget, one, procedures, residing, the, to, tools, virtually

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“Garage door openers mysteriously not working are a clue to electromagnetic interference (EMI) issues.”
― Steven Magee

tags: clue, door, doors, electromagnetic, emi, garage, interference, issues, mysteriously, not, opener, openers, radiation, working

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“I like it,” said Wayne. To the south, he could see the tops of buildings in distant Blackfield, rising over the trees behind the house.
“Then welcome to your new Batcave, Master Wayne.”
“The Batcave is underground.” Leon continued his Atlas impression, hands against the ceiling.
“Work with me, here. I’m old and out of touch.”
“Batman’s older than you are.”
“Keep it up and I’ll make you sleep in the garage anyway!”
― S.A. Hunt, Burn the Dark

tags: bat-cave, batcave, blackfield, garage

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“Permeable Pavers are a form of pavement with a high porosity that allows rainfall to drain into the earth beneath it. Our commercial permeable interlocking concrete pavers combine strength, usability, and environmental sensitivity into a single appealing package.”
― Annie

tags: garage

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“In fact, many of us have so much stuff stored in our garages that one car stays in the driveway or at the curb- a constant reminder of our garage-crowding problem.”
― Joshua Becker, The Minimalist Home: A Room-by-Room Guide to a Decluttered, Refocused Life

tags: garage, get-it-together, overcrowding

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“A cramped garage is difficult to maneuver our way through. Many of us are adept at the Garage Shimmy, a dance step whereby we squeeze out of our car door and then sidestep the stuff in our garage to get to the entrance to our home. If we're skilled enough at this balletic wiggling, we might keep our clothes from getting smudged by brushing against the side of a dirty car.”
― Joshua Becker, The Minimalist Home: A Room-by-Room Guide to a Decluttered, Refocused Life

tags: clutter, garage, messy

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“It's a completely different feeling when I return from work now. There are practical benefits: finding things quickly, being able to walk around the car without squeezing against boxes, and feeling less anxiety about the garage that I knew needed to be cleaned.
But the benefits go beyond that. My minimized garage helps me to feel more in control of my life.”
― Joshua Becker, The Minimalist Home: A Room-by-Room Guide to a Decluttered, Refocused Life

tags: cleaning, garage, minimize

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“What do you want your first impression of your home to be every day when you return? You don't have to face clutter and mess [in the garage], as you probably do now. Instead, you can experience spaciousness and order. What's even better is that it's going to be not just a practical reality but also a metaphor of the new life you are creating for yourself-- a life of openness, freedom, and opportunity.”
― Joshua Becker, The Minimalist Home: A Room-by-Room Guide to a Decluttered, Refocused Life

tags: garage, home, impression, life

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“Minimizing your garage and yard is likely going to be hard work for you. But at the same time it is going to be rewarding because the yard is on display for you (along with everyone else in the neighborhood as well as your guests) to see, and the garage is probably the first place you encounter when you come home.”
― Joshua Becker, The Minimalist Home: A Room-by-Room Guide to a Decluttered, Refocused Life

tags: cleaning, garage, minimizing, neighbors, yard

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“L’un des périls de l’âge adulte, c’est que ton esprit s’élargit bien au-delà de ce qui te concerne strictement. Il n’y a pas de cérémonie qui marque cette étape, pas d’avertissement. Ça t’arrive un jour, et brusquement, tu te rends compte qu’il se passe soixante-dix choses en même temps, et tu te recroquevilles au milieu d’un maelstrom fait d’amour, d’occasions manquées, de choix difficiles et des griffes tenaces du passé – sans compter qu’il faut, en plus, remettre de l’ordre dans le garage.”
― Michael Marshall Smith, La Vie ô combien ordinaire d'Hannah Green

tags: adulte, garage, maelstrom, vie

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