Refrigerator Quotes

“It was a brave old world.”
― Mark A. Rayner, The Fridgularity

“Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“This is a haiku
Haiku's don't have to make sense
Refrigerator”
― ANONOMOUS

“To refrigerate a clock was an extremely violent act, not one I could explain to anyone.”
― Peter Carey, The Chemistry of Tears

“A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The refrigerator was one of the main things my mother prayed to. She said that a cold beer could make you love a refrigerator.”
― Jennifer Clement, Prayers for the Stolen

“Never put bananas in the refrigerator.”
― Roz Chast

“When, some months later, Zoltan emailed me about his decision to run for president, I immediately called him. The first thing I asked was what his wife thought of the plan.

“Well, in a way,” he said, “it was Lisa who gave me the idea. Remember how I said she wanted me to do something concrete, get some kind of a proper job?”

“I do,” I said. “Although I’m guessing running for president on the immortality platform was not what she had in mind.”

“That’s correct,” he confirmed. “It took a little while for her to come around to the idea.”

“How did you break it to her?”

“I left a note on the refrigerator,” he said, “and went out for a couple hours.”
― Mark O'Connell, To Be a Machine : Adventures Among Cyborgs, Utopians, Hackers, and the Futurists Solving the Modest Problem of Death

“As a cook I generally believe that you can tell a lot about people by what they keep in their refrigerators. What comforts them, what they need to have on hand to sustain them. Bon Appétit magazine publishes an interview with a different famous person each month, and often the interviewer will ask the celebrity to name three things that can always be found in his or her refrigerator. The answers are generally too finely crafted to be believable. "A bottle of Stoli, fresh raspberries, and beluga caviar," or, "San Pellegrino, fresh figs, and key limes.”
― Meredith Mileti, Aftertaste: A Novel in Five Courses

“A little work with an ordinary household screwdriver can provide a handy and non-confrontational way of limiting the beer consumption of your partner. Simply remount the door on the other side after his 10th can of lager and he won't be able to figure out how to open it before the commercial break finishes.”
― Andre the BFG, Andre's Adventures in MySpace

“Mac raised his hand. “Once I could only find one of my socks,” he said. “Man, I looked everywhere for it! Under the bed, in the bathroom. You’ll never guess where I finally found it.”
“In the refrigerator,” said Bob.
Mac’s mouth dropped open. “How’d you know?”
Bob shrugged. “Where else?”
― Louis Sachar, Wayside School Is Falling Down

“We attended St. Stephen’s Primary School in Barbados, and every afternoon at twelve O’clock, my sisters, my cousins and I would hurry down Black Rock Main Road, to a family friend’s home for lunch. He didn't have a refrigerator, so he kept his water in a clay monkey, in the corner of his small shed roof. Excerpt from 'OVER IN AWAY”
― Charmaine J. Forde

“How was life in the $25 electric home? It was just like most peoples lives in homes, I just did not have regular hot water or a refrigerator. I was watching my LED TV under LED electric lights every night and using my internet computer daily. My internet security camera system was on all the time. I was eating just fine using the propane stove to make hot meals.”
― Steven Magee, Magee’s Disease

“Shop the fruit, vegetable and refrigerator section only for good health.”
― Steven Magee

“Taking a woman home is challenging when you can see your toilet and refrigerator from your bed.”
― Thomm Quackenbush, The Road to Vent Haven

“Much more energy is used to refrigerate and prepare food in the home than is used to produce it in the first place.”
― Lester R. Brown, Plan B 3.0: Mobilizing to Save Civilization