Florida Man Quotes

“Golf is probably a CIA psyop. Think about it. Golf is the only thing that tames the wild FloridaMan. It turns even the hilariously hostile into the docile.”
― Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

“Florida was the experiment," Santa told me. "Florida was stop number one on the Agenda.”
― Chase Griffin, What's On the Menu?

“His car....had the black-tinted windows I usually associated with south Florida or drug dealers. Or is that redundant?”
― Nancy Pickard, Bum Steer