Food Joke Quotes

“A raisin is a grape that's had to many worries”
― Mary Jane Remole, Mary Jane's Cookbook: From the Heart of America

“The next time you encounter a vegan chowing down on a freshly picked salad, understand that, from the salad’s point of view, this is a crime against nature.”
― Sol Luckman, Musings from a Small Island: Everything under the Sun

“If you're having plant-based turkey this Christmas or Thanksgiving, you can grow the leftovers for next year's dinner!”
― Stewart Stafford