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Big Books of 2026

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Stewart Stafford
“If someone threatens you for telling a joke, that's all the more reason to tell it. Humour is the perfect antidote to fanaticism.”
― Stewart Stafford
tags: fanaticism, fanatics, humour, humour-quote, joke, jokes-quotes
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Heather Wolf
“Please leave my computer alone.. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat.”
― Heather Wolf, Kipnuk the Talking Dog
tags: computer-quotes, cookies, heather-wolf, jokes-quotes, kipnuk-adventure-series, kipnuk-the-talking-dog
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“If I were married, I would be unmarried.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas
tags: cynical-humor, funny-humor, funny-quotes, goodbyes, humour-life, humourous-quote, jokes-and-whatever, jokes-quotes, laughter-is-the-best-medicine
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Justin Swapp
“You never cook onions with your beans. That’s a recipe for tear gas.”
― Justin Swapp, The Shadow's Servant
tags: beans, food, gas, humor, jokes, jokes-and-whatever, jokes-quotes
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“I'm not lazy, I'm just saving my energy for dinner.”
― Matshona Dhliwayo
tags: humor-quotations, humor-quotes, hunger-quotations, hunger-quotes, jokes-quotes, lazy-quotes, matshona-dhliwayo-quotes, motivation-quotes, motivational-quotations, motivational-quotes
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“Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny”
― Oscar Auliq-Ice
tags: breakup-quotes, complicated-relationship-quotes, funny-quotes, jokes-quotes
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“Hey, religious nuts! Please do not grow up. Just go up!”
― Fakeer Ishavardas
tags: funny-humor, funny-quotes, humour-quote, jokes-quotes
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“Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas
tags: civilization-quotes, cynical-humor, funny-but-true, funny-humor, god, godly-quotes, good-and-evil, humour-life, humourous-quote, jokes-quotes, laughter-is-the-best-medicine, life-and-living, metaphysical-humour, metaphysical-truth-reality, people-nature, philosophical-humor, philosophical-musings, reality-check, self-realization-quotes, spiritual-wisdom, spirituality-vs-religion, superstition-quotes, truth-telling, wellness-evaluation-of-lifestyle, wellness-guru
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K. Weikel
“those who act as if everything is a joke are the people who have the most scars.”
― K. Weikel, Replay: Lifeline
tags: joke, jokes-quotes, scars, secret
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Mwanandeke Kindembo
“I claimed that 'reincarnation is a universal joke', simply because that was a joke in itself.”
― Mwanandeke Kindembo
tags: belief-quotes, desire-quotes, faith-quotes, god-quotes, jokes-quotes, love-quotes, reincarnation-quotes, religion-quotes, sin-quotes, universal-quotes
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Mwanandeke Kindembo
“No one has the key to the gates of Heaven. It's just humans making jokes here on Earth.”
― Mwanandeke Kindembo
tags: desire-quotes, faith-quotes, gate-quotes, god-quotes, heaven-quotes, holy-quotes, jokes-quotes, nation-quotes, religion-quotes, worship-quotes
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Stewart Stafford
“If you're having plant-based turkey this Christmas or Thanksgiving, you can grow the leftovers for next year's dinner!”
― Stewart Stafford
tags: christmas, christmas-dinner, food-joke, humor, jokes-quotes, plant-based, thanksgiving, turkey, vegan-humor, wordplay
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