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Metaphysical Humour Quotes

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“Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas
tags: civilization-quotes, cynical-humor, funny-but-true, funny-humor, god, godly-quotes, good-and-evil, humour-life, humourous-quote, jokes-quotes, laughter-is-the-best-medicine, life-and-living, metaphysical-humour, metaphysical-truth-reality, people-nature, philosophical-humor, philosophical-musings, reality-check, self-realization-quotes, spiritual-wisdom, spirituality-vs-religion, superstition-quotes, truth-telling, wellness-evaluation-of-lifestyle, wellness-guru
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“My pal up there, Mr. NOT, has anointed me as the latest messiah. Yeah, just like that! So, don't you dare utter a word against your newest boss, or I'm gonna whup your fat ass.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas
tags: funny-humor, funny-life-quotes, god-quotes, good-and-evil, good-news, humourous-quotes, laughter-is-the-best-medicine, metaphysical-humour, spiritual-vs-religion, spirituality-quotes
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“Be quiet. Let this be your diet.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas
tags: dark-humor, god-quotes, inspirational-quotes, life-lessons, meditation-for-beginners, metaphysical-humour, motivational-quotes, reality-check, spiritual-wisdom, truth-of-life
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“The personal one-god of the bookish kind is the cock-eyed one to the opposing canine.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas
tags: divine-self, funny-but-true, god-quotes, humourosly-inspirational, life-and-living, metaphysical-humour, self-realization, spiritual-life
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“As I have grown older, I find that my being loves my dogs more and yet more than I ever did, will or do human beings. I think there's something wrong with me. Or I am becoming a better human being.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas
tags: dark-humour, dogs-and-humans, good-and-evil-quotes, humorous-philosophy, life-lessons, lifestyle-of-godliness, love-quotes-and-sayings, metaphysical-humour, pets-quotes, spiritual-growth
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