Funny Life Quotes Quotes

“Just because a guy rings your bell, doesn't mean you have to toot his horn.”
― C.C. Hunter, Born at Midnight

“Let us be absolutely truthful for once in our life. We human beings are basically assholes. As time goes by, some of us become a little better - a rascal. But most of us live and die as we were, and are. Plain-simply, assholes.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“The earth is full of them - dogs, and humans. One should get to know them - dogs. They're so human.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“If you think that happiness = Life - problems; then you must be suffering from a severe form of dys-life-calculia.”
― Anoir Ou-chad

“I love you as I do all - not at all.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“I will bow to your pal up in the sky if you too to my god, Mr. Not, say hi.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“My pal up there, Mr. NOT, has anointed me as the latest messiah. Yeah, just like that! So, don't you dare utter a word against your newest boss, or I'm gonna whup your fat ass.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

“This is how you get through life: duck.”
― Richie Norton