Funny Insults Quotes

“You spawny-eyed pig-faced wazzock”
― Mark A. Cooper, Archie Wilson & The Beasts of Loch Ness

“This guy was making me tired. “Thanks for the afternoon’s entertainment,” I said. “I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.”
― John Swartzwelder, The Time Machine Did It

“I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas