Funny Romantic Quotes

“but then one day, you just look at them and you’re like, wow, and you want to go to their parents’ house and congratulate them on their successful mix of DNA.”
― Kris Hui Lee, Out of Left Field

“How do I know you won't get tired of me? Bored? You're very pretty, and a lot of women want to lick you.”
― Serena Bell, Wilder at Last

“I look around, hoping I can postpone the indignity of stuttering like a lunatic in front of the sexiest man alive – according to People magazine, twice – while giving him crazy eyes. Of course, everyone looks like they’re taken care of. Except for Mr. Sexypants, major Hollywood actor, Nathanial Stone, Sir.”
― D.L. Hess, Sir

“Holy swoonballs!”
― Cristin Harber, Black Dawn