Haemorrhoids Quotes

“Fanchon, 69 years of age, has been hanged 6 times in effigy, and has committed all imaginable crimes; she has a squint, and is pug-nosed, short, fat, with no forehead and only 2 teeth; an erysipelas covers her arse, a bunch of haemorrhoids hangs from her arsehole, a canker devours her vagina, she has a burnt thigh and a cancer eating away at her breast; she is always drunk, vomits, farts and shits all over the place and at any time without even noticing.”
― Marquis de Sade, The 120 Days of Sodom

“A walk is pleasurable the most when you walk so slowly that you seem to have piles of problems, or just piles.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana