Hemorrhoids Quotes

“Death sat on a mountaintop. It wasn’t particularly high, or bare, or sinister. No witches held naked sabbats on it; Discworld witches, on the whole, didn’t hold with taking off anymore clothes than was absolutely necessary for the business in hand. No specters haunted it. No naked little men sat on the summit dispensing wisdom, because the first thing the truly wise man works out is that sitting around on mountaintops gives you not only hemorrhoids but frostbitten hemorrhoids.

Occasionally people would climb the mountain and add a stone or two to the cairn at the top, if only to prove that there is nothing really damn stupid that humans won’t do.”
― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

“If natural philosophy does not teach us the remedies for many diseases, it furnishes us at least with certain means to contract them.”
― Casanova, The Memoirs of Jacques Casanova de Seingalt 1725 - 1798

“A walk is pleasurable the most when you walk so slowly that you seem to have piles of problems, or just piles.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana