Hahaha Quotes

“Won't you need my help with the cache?' Fitz asked her.
It felt very good to tell him, 'I don't see why.'
Ro snickered.”
― Shannon Messenger, Stellarlune

“Don't let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson

“So, just out of curiosity, how do you feel about the Amaros?"
He cut his eyes at her. "The Amaros?"
"Yeah, like Gavin…"
"Did he ask you to ask me that? Because I swear to fuck, if he sent a 'Do you like me? Check yes or no' note with you, I'm gonna lose my shit.”
― J.M. Darhower, Sweetest Sorrow

“I bet the very first piñata was surprised. “Oh, hey a party! Cool! What’s the occa— HEY, WHAT THE HELL, KID?”
― Jessica Park, Flat-Out Matt

“No.” She gawked. Her arms seized me and turned me to face her. “You didn’t!” She screeched, her jaw dropped. I pulled myself from her hold.

“Nothing happened.” I muttered.

“Liar! I can see it all over your face!”

I groaned.

“Tell me everything!” Her eyes had lit up like this was the most exciting news she had ever heard.”
― Yelena Lugin, In The Crossfire

“haha yes”
― Mark Zuckerberg

“Fighting: As with most couples, probably, most of our fights were not about anything, but rather about fighting itself. We negotiated the rules, slowly, stupidly, over time. The word “sulk” got banned early on, in the summer of 1990. “Pout” was soon to follow. “Don’t start” was banned in the fall of 1992.”
― Rob Sheffield, Love Is a Mix Tape: Life and Loss, One Song at a Time

“This finding or inventing of words for incomprehensible things has nothing to do with understanding. On the contrary, if we could get rid of half of our words perhaps we should have a better chance of a certain understanding.”
― P.D. Ouspensky, The Psychology of Man's Possible Evolution

“What, WHO IS THE NEXT FUCKER?”
― Deyth Banger

“Lupa, masing- masing dari kita bukan apa
Lupa, kita bukan siapa
Marah tiada guna
Bahagia tiada arti // tak lain bunga tidur saja.”
― Assdfghjkl

“What could you do in your past life
to come back as a weevil in beans?
Just curious.”
― Sahndra Fon Dufe

“In the never-ending struggle against boredom, Pre wanted to run new routes. "All right, you guys decide where we're going to run," he would challenge Feig and Bence when they trained together on the roads. Feig would suggest the Bike Trail or Skinner's Butte, and Pre would respond with "That's not very original; everybody does that all the time."

"So we'd end up with him going off in the lead and end up running the same old thing we'd done before," Bence says,”
― Tom Jordan, Pre: The Story of America's Greatest Running Legend, Steve Prefontaine

“Maybe you felt the earthquake a couple of days ago? It was focused in this region."
Earthquake? I hadn't felt anything of the kind.
Because you were a part of it, my love, Amon speaks in my mind. It must have happened when I fucked you.
My eyes flare in shock just as my cheeks redden when I realize he is right.
"Oh, THAT earthquake.”
― Veronica Lancet, Fairydale