Horror Movie Quotes

“I had a dream about you. We were actors in a horror movie and I was hunting you down with a knife. When I finally cornered you the director yelled "Cut".... What? I can't be blamed for following instructions.”
― Georgia Saratsioti, Dreaming is for lovers

“To the left, just past the painting, on the other side of the hall, is the bathroom, the sort of open door that if cameras found it as they passed through the house in a horror movie would trigger a blast of synthesizers.”
― John Darnielle, Wolf in White Van

“I'm gonna die like a horror movie extra.”
― Desiree Williams, Illusionary

“Those are some horror movie last words,” Lana said, clutching the folder she held even tighter. “Don’t finish with ‘I’ll be right back’ or you’re a goner.”
― Katherine McIntyre, Forged Futures

“Standing on the deck of a San Francisco ferryboat, in a gray suit so precisely the same colour as the fog that he seems (as in a not particularly scary movie) to be a ghostly floating head”
― Andrew Sean Greer, Less Is Lost

“Those who boast of their dislike of horror movies are only revealing their inability to surrender control and have fun. Avoid.”
― Stewart Stafford

“When I was in Heaven, sometimes I would sit at night and listen to your thoughts while you were in bed--"
"Aaaah!" I shriek, blushing. "You dirty hentai! Like the porn, do you?"
"I meant your thoughts while you're alone in bed," he replies with a wry smile. "After you're all done for the evening, and you're drifting off to sleep! Oh, Tahji--your soul is so lonely, although you'll never admit it. No," he smiles, holding up his hand as I open my mouth to protest "You cannot lie to the Son of God."
"You mean the Son of the Living Son of God."
He titters.
"Sounds like a horror movie.”
― Lioness DeWinter

“The Thing isn't even that scary!

Says the woman who was reading a killer mermaid book in a body of water, Ellis fired back.”
― Nadia El-Fassi, Love at First Fright

“Well, now, let me put it this way. If all the corpses buried around here were to stand up all at once, we'd have one hell of a population problem.”
― Craig Shaw Gardner, The Lost Boys