Humorous Fantasy Quotes

“Burn the witch!” will always be a simpler option than, “Raise a very, very large army, cross the abysmal hells cape, battle an op- posing very, very large army, and try to figure out some way to kill the Dark Lord!” And it’s significantly more efficient to chant, as well.”
― Jeff Mach, There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord

“„As a madman said, once upon a time… everything starts somewhere.
And I kept wondering what all this was, where this somewhere was... and how it started. If we peered into the lives of everyone who lived in the Dimension of Fantasy, we'd find that it was all factual fiction. Which reality we choose is not so important, because in the imaginations of those who inhabit the Dimension, the truth is what they say it is. And large, shiny mirrors surrounded the Dimension itself, and what could be seen was only a reflection of what already existed. In other words, they couldn't see something unfamiliar to them. So it turns out that everything was one big reflection.”
― Lucia Aurelys, The Lost Symbol: Tales from the Crystal Ball