Humorus Quotes

“He sighs. “If it’s any consolation, I’m not overly thrilled about being away from my wife for so long, either.”
“She a cougar?” Cora asks.
Karl stares at her, mouth open.
“I’m just saying,” she says defensively. “He looks like the sort to snag a cougar.”
She did not just say that. “Cora!”
“My wife is off limits to you.” He shakes a finger at her. And then, after a moment, “She’s not a cougar.”
Cora cackles brightly.”
― Heather Lyons, A Matter of Fate

“If typos are God's way of keeping a writer humble, plot holes certainly keeps one on their knees.”
― E.A. Bucchianeri

“Exploiting situations to gain public favor is politics in a nutshell, darling”
― J.N. Chaney

“I stopped talking and stared into the distance. "Hold on," I whispered. "I think I'm about to be brilliant."
-Nina Tanleven, The Ghost Wore Gray”
― Bruce Coville, The Ghost Wore Gray