Typos Quotes

“I believe it was Thursday; my last memory was Tuesday night, and I did not use to die more than two days in a row.”
― Sergio Cobo, A Story of Yesterday

“The girl's cigarette released this shocking pink smoke reserved for the feminine genre.”
― Sergio Cobo, A Story of Yesterday

“One piece of wisdom a writer quickly learns ~ typos keep you humble.”
― E.A. Bucchianeri

“I drink too much. I smoke too much. I eat like a college student, and I don't exercise enough. I do drugs and I give my love to boys who hate me a little bit and I don't always wash my hands after I clean the litterbox. But I'm absolutely certain the thing that will one day stop my heart for good is the inchoate rage I feel when I read over something I've published and discover a typo.”
― Julio Alexi Genao

“Onomatopoeia is onomatopoeia for mashing your hands unthinkingly but hopefully onto a keyboard.”
― Eley Williams, The Liar's Dictionary

“If typos are God's way of keeping a writer humble, plot holes certainly keeps one on their knees.”
― E.A. Bucchianeri

“Typos and type shifts can change true friends into thorough fiends.”
― Stewart Stafford

“We’re surrounded by typos.”
― Jeff Deck, The Great Typo Hunt: Two Friends Changing the World, One Correction at a Time

“To me, the iniquity inherent in typos was as plain as a swath cut through virgin forest, or dog feces upon a white beach.”
― Jeff Deck, The Great Typo Hunt: Two Friends Changing the World, One Correction at a Time

“You can correct the typos of words, but you cannot change its meaning, and correctness, the way you use that. The words itself endorse its accuracy.”
― Ehsan Sehgal

“Typos, fall not under the grammatical discussions; however, imbecile and ignoramus perform that, which surpass and prevail, nothing.”
― Ehsan Sehgal

“You can correct the typos of words, but you cannot change its meaning and correctness, the way you use that. The words itself endorse its accuracy”
― Ehsan Sehgal

“Love is a context of heartbeats; intimacy is its dictionary; use it carefully and properly; otherwise, typos can cause risks in it.”
― Ehsan Sehgal

“I don't know what you meant to write. I only know what you wrote.”
― Deborah Glaefke Gilbert

“I think my mobile is actually rebelling and blaming auto instead...”
― Hadinet Tekie

“I'm a writer, not an editor. So if I make a typo or a mistake, take it as part of the job.”
― Mitta Xinindlu

“Anatomy of Typos (Sonnet)

It took me a 100 books to realize this,
typos are not a stain upon literature,
typos are ornament of literature,
sweet reminders of human endeavor.

It's great to have literature without typos,
like it's great to have a life without regrets.
But in actuality, only the dead have no regrets,
only the uncreative make no typographical mistakes.

There are typos that are grievous, hence,
need correcting, but most typos are harmless.
Repulsed by typos means repulsed by literature,
repulsed by regrets means repulsed by existence.

Typos are the ornament of literature,
regrets are the ornament of life.
To make peace with regrets is the beginning of life,
to make peace with typos is to empower literary light.”
― Abhijit Naskar, The God Sonnets: Naskar Art of Theology

“Typos are not a stain upon literature, typos are ornament of literature.”
― Abhijit Naskar, The God Sonnets: Naskar Art of Theology

“I text my yoga teacher: I think I need
to start medication. I meant

meditation, but the subconscious
knows best.”
― Deborah Hauser