Huomor Quotes

“Do not become someone else just because you are hurt. Be who you are & smile, it may solve, all problems you have got.”
― Santosh Kalwar, Quote Me Everyday

“In every man, there is a child. In every woman, there is a mother. ”
― Santosh Kalwar

“Today something unusual happened; I was walking without even knowing, where I was going. I was smiling without any cause. I was just happy without reasons. I can tell you that birds do sing, leaves of trees, do dance, and it’s beautiful. I am, a complete nature boy! Maybe, I was fully satisfied that sunlight was falling on my cheek. I got the power to love myself, nature and rest of humankind. Cheers, Everyone!”
― Santosh Kalwar

“Life is directly proportional to happiness and sadness.”
― Santosh Kalwar

“It’s not what I think? If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck...” I imply with a shrug “...well then you know what they say.”
“Nothing hap―”
“Quack!”
― K Bromberg

“A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars. They are working tirelessly to catch him.”
― Santosh Kalwar, Gags and Extracts