Ineptitude Quotes

“A sure sign of ineptitude and malice is manifested when one's attacker is willing to cover himself with mud in order to try and make some of it adhere to his target.”
― Christopher Hitchens, Christopher Hitchens and His Critics: Terror, Iraq, and the Left

“Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage and those who manage what they do not understand.”
― Archibald Putt

“It is a shame that those we elected to represent us are now turning to us with questions rather than solutions. If we can do it ourselves, why do we need them?”
― DON SANTO

“Ineptitude and arrogance never mix or match”
― Vanessa Chilumo

“The only shame in masturbation is the shame of not doing it well”
― Sigmund Freud

“Sometimes Blake was shockingly perceptive. And other times he got himself locked in Portaloos.”
― Lisa Henry, Mark Cooper versus America

“That lot upstairs couldn't organize a booze-up in a brewery, let alone come up with a plan to save the Nine Worlds.”
― Helen Stringer, The Midnight Gate

“We have
folded another day’s complicated news & wonder
whether it might not yet be possible for pure ineptitude
to save us all—both from those sorrows that seem
almost unremarkable & all the others that do not.”
― Kathleen Graber, The River Twice: Poems