Internet Humor Quotes

“This is the age of total digitalisation; everything is online always.'
'Uh huh, and that's why our politicians are pure and clean, and the world works so well, is it? Because everybody knows everything and there's no hiding place.”
― Peter F. Hamilton, Great North Road

“S.P.A.M. S.enseless P.eople A.always M.essaging”
― Stanley Victor Paskavich

“We had been given a great and terrible power. For a moment we contemplated responsibility, then gleefully tossed it aside in favor of posting pictures of cats.”
― Kelly Weill

“If you're Microsoft, you can prevent a porn site using microsoft.xxx. Although that would be ironic since micro and soft probably aren't at the forefront of desirable concepts when you're looking for porn.”
― Gary Corby

“But this is the internet. The men are men, the women are men, and the 12 year olds are FBI agents.- RamzaHevenlyKinght”
― RamzaHevenlyKinght

“I've long learned that engagin with basement-dwelling stemlords who come online looking for a fight is never a good idea - the last thing I want is to provide free entertainment for their fragile egos. If they want to blow off some steam, they can buy a gym membership or play third-person-shooter games. Like normal people.”
― Ali Hazelwood, Love on the Brain

“Looking through my internet history you'd think I'm trying to kill someone but really I just want cool names from dragons.
#this week on murderer or writer”
― kurokotesuya