Jared Wheat Quotes

“I like geography best, he said, because your mountains & rivers know the secret. Pay no attention to boundaries.”
― Brian Andreas, Story People

“God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.”
― Bil Keane, Jeffy's Lookin' at Me

“The historical sense involves a perception, not only of the pastness of the past, but of its presence”
― T.S. Eliot, Four Quartets

“People who advocate simplicity have money in the bank; the money came first, not the simplicity.”
― Douglas Coupland, The Gum Thief

“There's no such thing as advice to the lovelorn. If they took advice, they wouldn't be lovelorn.”
― Fran Lebowitz, The Fran Lebowitz Reader

“This book had two authors, and they were both the same person.”
― Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

“You are people with a present and with a future. Don't muff the ball. Be excellent.”
― Gordon B. Hinckley, Standing for Something: 10 Neglected Virtues That Will Heal Our Hearts and Homes

“I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.”
― Rita Mae Brown, Alma Mater