Java Quotes

“Ne sanjamo svi jednako
i to nikome ne smeta.
A zašto svima smetamo
kad smo drukčije budni?”
― Miroslav Antić, Tako zamišljam nebo

“With great power often comes great confusion.”
― Dan Allen, Seam in Action: Covers Seam 2

“Learning the art of programming, like most other disciplines, consists of first learning the rules and then learning when to break them.”
― Joshua Bloch, Effective Java : Programming Language Guide

“The apprentice avoids all use of Java classes. The journeyman embraces Java classes. The master knows which classes to embrace and which to avoid.”
― Michael Fogus, The Joy of Clojure

“Software testing is a sport like hunting, it's bughunting.”
― Amit Kalantri

“Programming is about managing complexity: the complexity of the problem, laid upon the complexity of the machine. Because of this complexity, most of our programming projects fail.”
― Bruce Eckel, On Java 8

“Near below peak of mount Merbabu in Java,
there is a forest known as the devil market.
I had been there once. And when you are there,
you will sense the crowd, voices of nothingness.
Your mind will say it is just accustics effect of the nature,
but your heart will tell you something totally different.”
― Toba Beta, My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut

“Wong meneng ora mesti anteng, wong anteng ora mesti meneng.”
― Irfa Ronaboyd Mahdiharja

“why bother with null and java 8 has optional”
― Ahmad Moawad

“Write a program in efficient way as you write for kernel scheduler”
― Ahmad Moawad

“Coffee, it's the original energy drink. After I chug this cup, I'll feel like I could run a marathon, but I won't, because I have two Rubik's Cubes for knees, and they still need to be solved.”
― Jarod Kintz, Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

“I love powdered saxophone music. That’s what I mix in my coffee to make it taste like fresh elevator.”
― Jarod Kintz, Powdered Saxophone Music

“Teknologi tertinggi yang ada di dunia ini adalah tubuh manusia. Komputer paling rumit sekaligus paling canggih ada di otak manusia”
― Victoria Tunggono, Gerbang Nuswantara

“My book "Bamboo Walls" is forever because the Djojobojo Prophecy is timeless!”
― Yvonne B Murtha

“I'm a Starbucks coffee connoisseur. You know I'm an expert, because I can't distinguish between their java and muddy duck water.”
― Jarod Kintz, BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

“Takut untuk mengalami hal-hal baru adalah wajar. Yang bisa mengatasinya akan diganjar hadiah berupa pengalaman, kebijakan dan kebesaran”
― Victoria Tunggono, Gerbang Nuswantara

“Only if the human mind had a Garbage Collector.
But then, do we know what references we still hold on?”
― Sapan Saxena

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“Dr. Soekarno was always exactly what he was in the beginning, a whizz-bang demagogue, an opportunist, just another little dictator. U.S. officialdom never tires of backing that type. Nor does U.S. officialdom take sufficient note of the writing on the wall, such as: Down With All Whites. I wonder what the phrase looks like in Vietnamese.”
― Martha Gellhorn, The Face of War

“There are a few ”
― codinginfinite

“... the bean scoping mechanism is extensible, allowing you to define your own custom scopes, or redefine an existing one.”
― Ashlan Chidester, Looking forward to the Spring Framework

“The local seers, the rshi, easily identifiable by their dreadlocks or matted hair, and being dressed in nothing but bark. They filled their days in meditation or uttering mantras to find spiritual release. In the early mornings, these rshi walked to the villages in the valley to collect rice, betelnuts and vegetables the villagers shared with them because, after all, the spiritual welfare of the whole valley depended on these devout worshippers.  They continued through forests of lush foliage that protected them from the beating sun. Later, when the sun lost its strength, Prapanca and his two servants followed a narrow, steep path into the hills. They were getting closer”
― Herald van der Linde, Majapahit: Intrigue, Betrayal and War in Indonesia's Greatest Empire

“. In 1289 Kublai Khan sent ambassadors to Java, demanding tribute and submission to the Yuan dynasty. Kertanegara arrested the envoys, branded their faces, cut off their ears and sent them back to China. As will be revealed later, what happened next had profound consequences for the Majapahit empire. ”
“. In 1289 Kublai Khan sent ambassadors to Java, demanding tribute and submission to the Yuan dynasty. Kertanegara arrested the envoys, branded their faces, cut off their ears and sent them back to China. As will be revealed later, what happened next had profound consequences for the Majapahit empire. ”
― Herald van der Linde, Majapahit: Intrigue, Betrayal and War in Indonesia's Greatest Empire

“The whole of Java is immediately subject to the Netherlands. There is no question of tribute, or levy, or alliance. The Javanese is a Dutch subject. The King of the Netherlands is his king. The descendants of his former princes and lords are Dutch officials. They are appointed, transferred, promoted, dismissed by the Governor-General, who rules in the name of the King. The criminal is convicted and sentences under a law made in The Hague. The taxes the Javanese pays flow into the Exchequer of the Netherlands.”
― Multatuli, Max Havelaar, or the Coffee Auctions of the Dutch Trading Company

“This form of hereditary privilege started as a favour, soon became a custom, and finally a necessity; but it never became law.”
― Multatuli, Max Havelaar, or the Coffee Auctions of the Dutch Trading Company

“Semua orang yang sudah tak punya gairah hidup atau jemu setelah kenyang kesenangan, semestinya juga pergi ke Jawa. Mereka akan menemukan sebuah hidup penuh warna bak lukisan kisah kematian raja Sardanapalus!”
― Honoré de Balzac, Voyage de Paris à Java / Un drame au bord de la mer

“Kelak, sendainya ketika pulau Jawa tak lagi punya hiasan berupa musim semi yang berlangsung sepanjang masa, tak lagi punya panorama alam yang memesona, juga tak lagi punya rimbanya yang perawan, pula tak lagi ada kota-kota yang ramai oleh beragam suku bangsa, di mana bisa kau jumpai perpaduan keanggunan ala India dan kemewahan khas Eropa; atau pada akhirnya ketika pulau itu bisa bersih dari para bidadarinya yang menggairahkan, dan menyisakan hanya kawanan burung gelatik, maka sudah seharusnya kunjungan ziarah ke tanah Jawa tetap dilakukan demi mempelajari samai pada tingkat mana alam liar ini bisa menandingi kemampuan manusia dalam mencipta irama.”
― Honoré de Balzac, Voyage de Paris à Java / Un drame au bord de la mer

“Malangnya, aku adalah seorang yang teramat buruk dalam hal ilmu alam, karenanya aku kerap mengabaikan banyak peristiwa ajaib melalui pengamatan yang hanya sepintas. Aku tak bisa menceritakan padamu berapa jumlah bulu sayap makhluk nan puitis ini, tak pula bisa menjelaskan di mana persisnya letak lubang hidung dalam paruhnya, atau apakah kedua rahangnya terhubung baik maupun bagaimanakah wujud tulang kakinya. Tapi bagaimanapun juga, gelatik ini adalah milikku...! Dia punyaku. Hanya aku yang mampu mendengar dan mengerti. Betul, burung ini, paling tidak pada kicauannya, adalah sebentuk rahasia antara jiwaku dan langit, seperti syair sendu terlukis dalam catatan Webber yang tetap menyimpan misteri antara dua orang yang saling mencintai.”
― Honoré de Balzac, Voyage de Paris à Java / Un drame au bord de la mer

“Eropa serasa tak punya daya, sebab hanya bangsa Asia dan Tuhan-lah yang mampu mencipta kenikmatan sebegitu rupa, yang tak bisa diucap melalui kata, ibarat dekap hangat dua hati yang melantunkan nyanyi mistis.”
― Honoré de Balzac, Voyage de Paris à Java / Un drame au bord de la mer

“Lagi pula tak ada satu pun kota di Eropa yang bisa memberi potret sahih tentang kota Batavia. Penduduk kota Paris, yang terbiasa dengan jalanan berbau dan teramat kotor, juga plaster temboknya yang buruk, tak akan pernah mengerti tentang kemewahan dan keanggunan rumah-rumah di Jawa, demikian pula di kalkuta, yang saban tahun dikuas dengan lumuran baru dari batu gamping. Lapisan ini memberi kesan selaksa perak mewah, dan garis-garis tata bangunan teramat jelas tergambar rapi. Di kota ini, ada banyak rumah yang dengan mudah melampaui kemegahan istana di Eropa.”
― Honoré de Balzac, Voyage de Paris à Java / Un drame au bord de la mer