Energy Drink Quotes

“When you take time to study and practice the word of God, you become like a barrel of great beauty, filled with the energy drink of love with which you inspire people to inspire other people!”
― Israelmore Ayivor

“Energy drinks like Red Bull may give you wings for the moment, but in time it takes away your basic physical and mental wellness and leads to disastrous psychiatric and physiological conditions.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Love, God & Neurons: Memoir of a scientist who found himself by getting lost

“No matter how fat your kid is, I’m going to call him Sport. “Hiya, Sport!" Then I'm going to tell him that Gatorade is a subpar energy drink, and if he really wants to chug something powerful, he should gulp down raw duck eggs.”
― Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“I don’t see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter.”
― Robyn Schneider, The Beginning of Everything

“Caffeine’ is a euphemism for ‘Anxiety wrapped in increased alertness’.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms

“I love how pancake syrup comes in a sports bottle. That makes it easy to squirt in your mouth while running a marathon. But if you are really thirsty, try drinking scrambled duck eggs.”
― Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“Duck eggs—the energy drink in a shell. Now available in an assortment of flavors that can be easily digitized and uploaded to The Cloud, to be later enjoyed through your eyes and ears.”
― Jarod Kintz, BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

“Coffee, it's the original energy drink. After I chug this cup, I'll feel like I could run a marathon, but I won't, because I have two Rubik's Cubes for knees, and they still need to be solved.”
― Jarod Kintz, Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

“Under the stars of the Southern Cross we live life our way. Life is in perpetual motion and to slow down is to be left in the dust. The infinite bounds of the sunburnt land and barreling blue swells are limited only by your imagination. Kick out the sand, pump up the tunes, and rip into some Mother. Crisp and cool with a kaleidoscope blend of flavours, it'll keep the fast times spinning morning, noon and night. Mother is calling. Pursue your dreams. Search for adventure. Get out there and let the good times flow!”
― Mother Energy

“Here's five energy drinks, go clean the universe.”
― Nuclear Circus, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

“Crack a duck egg and chug it. Nature's energy drink.”
― Jarod Kintz, Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

“I love when I shake a mustard bottle really well and go to squirt a line on my hotdog and out spurts a yellow watery substance. They should sell that as an energy drink.”
― Jarod Kintz, A Memoir of Memories and Memes

“Drinking caffeinated drinks including high potency energy drinks, and consuming other enablers, we do not need to develop an internal source for the energy, effort, endurance, and enthusiasm needed to confront each day.”
― Kilroy J. Oldster, Dead Toad Scrolls