Squirt Quotes

“I love when I shake a mustard bottle really well and go to squirt a line on my hotdog and out spurts a yellow watery substance. They should sell that as an energy drink.”
― Jarod Kintz, A Memoir of Memories and Memes

“Of course, when I use these words, I do not mean to apply them to La Carlotta, who sings like a squirt...”
― Gaston Leroux, The Phantom of the Opera