Jennifer Priester Quotes

“Okay," I said. "Now can I try riding a broomstick?"

"No. Most witches don't use broomsticks because they aren't that comfortable. The only reason witches use broomsticks is because they are lightweight and easy to get off the ground."

"Okay, so what can I fly?"

"At the moment, nothing," responded Trillman. "When you are ready, you can fly whatever you find comfortable and can get off the ground, as long as it isn't me."

"So when do I get to fly my convertible?"

"Convertible?”
― Jennifer Priester, Mortal Realm Witch: Learning about Magic

“To go home, you usually will use that door over there." I looked where Trom gestured and saw empty space.

"What door?" I asked.

"Oh, sorry. Until you go through your closet door for the first time there won't be a door there."

"So then what do I use now?" I asked.

"You use that door." I looked and this time what he showed me was a door-only it looked like a pet door.

"Is that an oversized pet door?" I asked.”
― Jennifer Priester, Mortal Realm Witch: Learning about Magic

“A dragon for a familiar!" Trom exclaimed.

"That's what I said to her or close to it anyway," the dragon said.

"You're supposed to be helping me make you my familiar," I said to the dragon.

"Yeah, I know; I meant for that to sound better than it did," the dragon replied.”
― Jennifer Priester, Mortal Realm Witch: Learning about Magic

“What do you think we should do about Sampson?" I asked.

"I would have to say...stop him," Sam said.

"How?" I asked her.

"Someone who is as powerful and as smart and crazy as he is should do it."

"Okay, but who?"

"Well...you should."

"So you think I'm crazy?" I asked her.”
― Jennifer Priester, Mortal Realm Witch: Learning about Magic

“I did exactly as Sampson said and I conjured up a creature with rabbit ears,
a wolf face, a snake body, frog feet, a pig tail, and spikes running from the top of its head to the end of its tail.

“Now,” Sampson said. “This is the
kind of magic that you shouldn’t do.”
― Jennifer Priester, Mortal Realm Witch: The Magic Continues

“Yeah, well, what are you going to teach me next...how to take over the world?” I asked sarcastically.

“Good idea!” Sampson exclaimed a little too enthusiastically.

“No, bad idea!” I stressed.

“See? You are learning,” Sampson said.”
― Jennifer Priester