The Worst Familiar In The Realms Quotes

“I did exactly as Sampson said and I conjured up a creature with rabbit ears,
a wolf face, a snake body, frog feet, a pig tail, and spikes running from the top of its head to the end of its tail.

“Now,” Sampson said. “This is the
kind of magic that you shouldn’t do.”
― Jennifer Priester, Mortal Realm Witch: The Magic Continues

“Yeah, well, what are you going to teach me next...how to take over the world?” I asked sarcastically.

“Good idea!” Sampson exclaimed a little too enthusiastically.

“No, bad idea!” I stressed.

“See? You are learning,” Sampson said.”
― Jennifer Priester