Jewish Vampire Quotes

“Jewish vampires: blood can’t be kosher… can it?”
― Tasha Turner

“Jewish vampires: Crosses & holy water won’t hurt me whatcha gonna try next?”
― Tasha Turner

“Jewish vampires: Starve me to death? Seriously? Then what?”
― Tasha Turner, The Jewish Vampire and the Confused Slayer

“Jewish vampires: We turn into cats not bats bwaaahaha”
― Tasha Turner

“Jewish vampires: Garlic? As a weapon? No its a spice silly human”
― Tasha Turner