Justina Quotes

“Actually, Justina, I didn't just ring you to chat about what an undead murderer I was...right, degenerate whore as well. Did I ever tell you my mum was one? No? Oh, blimey, I come from a long line of whores, in fact..."

I sucked in a breath as Bones divulged yet another tidbit about his past to my mother, who must be frothing at the mouth by now.

"...called to give you the good news. I asked your daughter to marry me and she accepted. Congratulations, I will officially be your son-in-law. Now, do you want me to call you Mum straightaway, or wait until after the wedding?"

I flew through the air in a dive that finally tackled him, wrenching the phone away. Bones was laughing so hard, he had to breathe to get it all out.

"Mom? Are you there? Mom...?"

"You might want to give her a moment, Kitten. I believe she fainted.”
― Jeaniene Frost, At Grave's End

“I thought you'd gotten over your whoring when you left him, Catherine, but it seems you only postponed it."

Bones' face turned to stone, and he answered her even before I could snap out an indignant response.

"Don't you ever speak to her that way again." There was pure warning in the whip of his words. "You can call me any name you like and more, but I will not stand by while you slander her out of your own ignorance.”
― Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

“You know what your problem is, Justina? You're in desperate need of a good shag."

I downed a gulp of gin to cover the laugh that forced its way out. God, if I'd thought that once, I'd thought it a thousand times!

She let out an outraged huff. Bones ignored it.

"Not that I'm offering you one myself, mind. My days as a whore ended back in the seventeen hundreds.”
― Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

“Come on down, mate, take a bow! I stand in abject awe.”
― Jeaniene Frost, At Grave's End