Killtheboyband Quotes

“There was no point being a fan these days if you weren't willing to go the extra mile for your idols. It wasn't enough anymore to send them fan mail and kiss the posters above our beds. These days you weren't a true fan until you engaged in Twitter death threats and endless stan wars. The fandom landscape was peppered with land mines, and there was no other way to navigate it but to walk until you hit one. You come out the other side a little crazier, yeah, but you're also stronger. You are a true believer. You will do anything for the object of your affection.”
― Goldy Moldavsky, Kill the Boy Band

“Isabel's infamous tweets ranged from the cartoonish and impossible:
Im going to pull ur tongue out of ur mouth wrap it around ur neck n strangle u w it so hard ur eyes will pop out. i will pee in the sockets.
To the quaint:
Get ur fcking hands off him bitch i will cut u. #RupertLIsMine
To the cryptically disturbing:
I watch u in your sleep.
I would never condone Isabel's scary tweets, but you had to give the girl credit for managing to stay under 140 characters every time.”
― Goldy Moldavsky, Kill the Boy Band

“What the fuck everlasting?!”
― Goldy Moldavsky, Kill the Boy Band

“The thing about me-the reason Erin can shoot me the wink-and-double-thumbs-up combo-is that I'm your typical good girl. I dress nicely, but I wouldn't say I'm at the bleeding edge of fashion. I always have my homework done on time. I say please and thank you and adults like me. Because of all these things, everyone always assumes that I'll do the right thing. No one ever thinks I would lie. But I do....”
― Goldy Moldavsky, Kill the Boy Band

“Carrie Underwood, take the wheel-I was not okay.”
― Goldy Moldavsky, Kill the Boy Band

“Anyone have a pen and paper?"
There was a moment of stillness as the four of us looked around, totally clueless. The only things any of us ever wrote with were our phones. And there was no way this was going to be a vote via group text.”
― Goldy Moldavsky, Kill the Boy Band

“Would you look at that," [Erin[ said. "It's amazing how much better this song sounds without a fucking juggling break in the middle of it.”
― Goldy Moldavsky, Kill the Boy Band

“Don't you have a girlfriend also?" Erin said. "Girls, doesn't Rupert P. have a girlfriend?"
"Michelle Hornsbury," Apple said. "She's quote-unquote nineteen, a quote-unquote university student, a quote-unquote model-"
"Don't forget beard," Erin interjected. "She is also a very dedicated beard.”
― Goldy Moldavsky, Kill the Boy Band

“Don't worry, I didn't take a hit off Rupert K.'s inhaler. I wasn't that sick.
I only pressed the mouthpiece against my lips.”
― Goldy Moldavsky, Kill the Boy Band

“There could not be pictures of Apple posing with our kidnappee.
There were a dozen photos of Apple posing with our kidnappee.”
― Goldy Moldavsky, Kill the Boy Band