Beards Quotes

“A man with a beard was always a little suspect anyway. You couldn't say you wore a beard because you liked a beard. People didn't like you for telling the truth. You had to say you had a scar so you couldn't shave.”
― John Steinbeck, Cannery Row

“His beard was all colors, a grove of trees in autumn, deep brown and fire-orange and wine-red, an untrimmed tangle across the lower half of his face. His cheeks were apple-red. He looked like a friend; like someone you had known all your life.”
― Neil Gaiman, Fragile Things: Short Fictions and Wonders

“A beard on a man is only a way of hiding something, his face of course, but also the inner matters, like a hedge around a secret garden, or a cover over a bird cage.”
― Sebastian Barry, The Secret Scripture

“There is something about a man with a beard I cannot stand. No particular reason for it. Prejudice, I suppose. I feel the same way about cats.”
― Charles Willeford, Pick-Up

“Get your licks on route 66.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“If it tickles thighs, it flies!”
― THIGHBRUSH

“A throng of bearded men, in sad-colored garments...”
― Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter

“There's a name of peoples without beards
called women's”
― Altaf ul qadri

“THIGHBRUSH "Making foreplay great again".”
― THIGHBRUSH

“THIGHBRUSH - Making foreplay great again.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“THIGHBRUSH - If it tickles thighs, it flies!”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Practice safe sets.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Always keep your action well lubricated.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“It's not just a beard, it's an adventure.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Always keep your muzzle down range.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“No beard, no booty.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“No shave "Mow-vember.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“The "Lick" of the Irish.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Because I'm a giver.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Free beard rides available, inquire within.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Never skip (between the leg) day.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Happy wives matter.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Licked and loaded.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Swollen labe.”
― THIGHBRUSH

“Moustaches > Beards”
― Faraaz Kazi

“Further, if we are honest, nearly all of us who have hair on our chins or the prospect of it must admit to a built-in interest in fighting and the implements of fighting.”
― Edwin Tunis, Weapons: A Pictorial History

“It looks like some... giant evil garden gnome. When garden gnomes go bad.”
“Gnomes have beards,” I said.
“Maybe the ones without beards are evil. That's how you can tell.”
― J.L. Bryan, The Necromancer's Library

“Life is lived more easily with a beard than without one, since with a beard lies are more easily told—they can be told, and then hidden in the masses of hair. Hence we ought to go through life with our faces naked, since such faces render untruthfulness more difficult, and prevent their owners from prevaricating without the fact becoming plain to all.”
― Maksim Gorky

“Fashionable Beard”

I asked my friend, sporting a fashionable beard, with playful curiosity: ‘Has your beard brought you new fans?’
‘You have no idea how much it has!’ he laughed, eyes gleaming with irony.
‘Do you wonder why people can’t see you clearly without it?’ I probed.
He smiled and said, ‘This beard reminds me daily— people refuse to face the bare truth. They only look at things when they’re dressed up in something— a mask, a trend, a distraction. But never just as they are.”
― Louis Yako, سرطان في كل مكان [Cancer Everywhere]

“Brooke Roberts (Joe Hunt’s longtime beard “front” gf) made the comment that she could not figure out why Joe would get out of bed every morning, totally nude, go striding into Dean's bedroom and stay in there for an hour.”
― Randall Sullivan, The Price of Experience