Kitchen Appliances Quotes

“Nobody used an industrial vortex engine to run kitchen appliances.”
― Peter Watts, Echopraxia

“He pulled out what he thought he would find there, a dildo, though Bradley frowned, genuinely surprised. He sat back down and looked up at Pete, sure that Pete had made some kind of mistake, because it wasn’t a dildo, but a hand mixer.”
― Todd Young, Corrupted

“Check out this fish knife," they said, holding it up with a flourish. Though the shelves running through the big, warehouse-like space were tall, the ceiling light still glinted off the knife's hooked, nasty top. "Bet I could fillet Vanilla Joe like a trout."
"I would not advise that," I said. Kel's face dropped, until I held up a cheese grater the size of my head. "How about grating him instead?"
That was perhaps a tiny bit of overkill for his general level of douchebaggery, but we shared a grim laugh anyway.”
― Amanda Elliot, Sadie on a Plate

“I glance at the vaulted brick wall next to the oven, where hangs the Frost family’s vast collection of cast iron. Skillets and grill pans and cornbread molds in the shape of whole ears of corn dangle from the chipped brick, seasoned under generations of strong butter, stronger magic, and the strongest women. Despite the delightful floral aroma of the honeysuckle butter cooling over the nutty cornbread, my heart clenches.
I’d trade one of these priceless, magic-imbued skillets for my mom to be here with me right now. If only to see this batch of cornbread, which looks perfect, humility be damned. Rich gold crust to match everything else in this place.”
― Ellen Pauley Goff, The Farewitch of Foxe Holler