Knock Knock Jokes Quotes

“Then [the AI] guesses that o is often followed by ck. Gold. It has made some progress. Behold its idea of the perfect joke:

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― Janelle Shane, You Look Like a Thing and I Love You: How Artificial Intelligence Works and Why It's Making the World a Weirder Place

“Whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a no-bell prize.”
― Santosh Kalwar, Gags and Extracts