Magic School Quotes

“You have to ration sympathy and grief in here the way you ration school supplies.”
― Naomi Novik, A Deadly Education

“Whoosh! went the bluebird of sarcasm, zooming miles above Dale’s head.”
― Sarah Rees Brennan, The Turn of the Story

“Now Vegas, while you were asleep your classmates and I were discussing time manipulation. What are your thoughts on the subject?”

“Well,” Vegas turned to the class, his captive audience and smiled, “if you can manipulate time so this bell would hurry up and ring, I'd think it’s fabuloso.” The class snickered again, but not everyone since someone else had made a similar joke just several minutes prior. Naturally, Vegas hadn't been able to hear it over the sound of his own snoring.”
― Charlie Fey, Easy "A"

“Well, this isn't in Glyndor’s school brochure.”
― Nicoleclaire C.

“Beside me, Matt reached for my barf bag with a green-tinged face. “These things are metal death contraptions.”

“Go find your own.” I swiped back the bag. As the plane pulled around to get in line for takeoff, I clutched the paper bag close.
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― Priya Ardis, Gods of Merlin

“QuillSnap is a magical place where faery tales begin and life sparkles every day at my Enchanted Forest." -”
― Jacqueline Reinig, Faery Academy of QuillSnap: Night of the Purple Moon